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Welcome to the Shoobepedia Wiki!
Here we document the every story and detail of the strange bio-organism known as "Matt".

Can Matt REALLY be described?

Well we'll surely try!

For starters, Matt is actually a really nice guy. He's an awesome, easy-going person who really doesn't deserve any of the abuse he gets (debatable). Happy-go-lucky doesn't even begin to describe it.

So why do we do this?
 * 1) We're terrible people.
 * 2) The Matt-jokes write themselves
 * 3) He probably has outgrown his kick-people-in-the-nuts phase
 * 4) There are some truly bizarre and note-worthy tales about Matt that bear repeating
 * 5) The stories are just too funny to keep to ourselves

Matt-Facts
Here, we document the awesome facts/facets/stats of Matt


 * -Mountain Dew (see also: Alien Biology)


 * -Video games
 * -Mondays
 * -Stubbornness (you WILL NOT win an argument with Matt.  Take note, Nate, he's just sucking your sanity for fun)
 * Holographic Sunglasses
 * Matt's bandana
 * Matt's rainbow hat
 * Matt and Logic
 * Pizza day
 * Bastion of Ignorance
 * Kicking People in the Nuts

Matt Stories
Here is the real meat of the site. The Matt Stories.. Days of infamy.


 * Layaway


 * Ice Sandwiches (see: Making Fun of Matt)
 * Destroy the Core
 * Missing Pizza Day
 * Eric's Cum

Matt's Friends
Unlike Austin, Matt actually has friends. Terrible ones mostly, who pick on him more than we should. (in our defense, the Matt-jokes write themselves and he shows no signs of ever stopping). We love you Matt!(please don't kick us in the nuts)


 * Nate


 * Shane


 * Bryan


 * Austin


 * Dewtironomy, the patron Saint of Mountain Dew
 * James

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