Ice Sandwich

Once upon a time, Matt fucked up.

See in High School, Mike picked on Matt pretty much every day. But one day, he decided to be nice for once and ask him a friendly question.

Mike: "What did you have for dinner last night, Matt?"

Now what Matt intended to say was egg-salad sandwiches, but his tongue did not listen to his brain.

Matt: "Ice sandwiches.  No wait, I meant egg-salad sandw--"

Mike: "TOO LATE, MATT!!  YOU FUCKED UP!!"

And Mike spent the entire rest of the day telling everyone what Matt had for dinner last night.

Mike: "Only they couldn't afford the bread so they just had to eat the ice raw."