Health

Matt doesn't excercise, drinks mostly soda, and eats mostly fast food.

Nate would really love to see the doctor's face when he ever goes in for a physical and gets his cholesteral numbers.

(Matt hasn't had a physical since high school, when he tried out for the football team and incidently found out that he had a broken collarbone)

AND YET...

Matt is the skinniest out of all of his friends and is in better shape than any of us.

W.. T... F.