Eric's Cum

The Events
In High School, Matt was once again being picked on by Mike, who decided to ask him a rhectorical question:

Mike: "Hey Matt, does Eric's cum taste like strawberries?"

Replying a little too quickly for his brain to catch up with his tongue, Matt angrily blurted out "No!"

Legacy

 * One Christmas party at the apartment on Kern, Bryan was playing bartender and concocted a creation of strawberry liquor mixed with creamer served in a glass with a salted rim.  It was served to Matt with the question of "Does this taste like strawberries?"  ...The drink's name was of course the name of this article.