(Almost) Missing Pizza Day

As it has been noted, Matt has never missed a Pizza Day in his life. Barring the one time B&B's was shut down for remodeling, Matt has religiously attended every all-you-can-eat pizza buffet on Tuesdays. To upset that pattern would be apocalyptic.

Matt spent the night at Mike's house one Monday, gaming down in his basement. ..though to be fair he had probably been there since Sunday or Saturday or even earlier, gaming and napping as was the routine. Therefore, his sense of time was somewhat skewed.

He woke up with a start, startling Mike and Shane with a loud "Godddd dammit!!" They turned to see him glaring angriy at the clock, which read 1:30. "I can't believe it!" Matt continued. "I fucking missed Pizza Day!!" He continued his tirade for several minutes, railing against the cruelty of the universe, while Shane and Mike giggled to themselves.

"Matt!" they finally edged a word in, "Look at the window."

"What about the f-ing window?" Matt grumped.

"Do you see sunlight?"

"No."

(granted, the windows were almost covered up with blankets to keep the accursed sun out, but still)

"It's 1:30 AM, not PM!  You didn't miss Pizza Day!"

"..oh." Matt replied, laying back down to sleep until pizza time. "..Fucking Mondays."