Nut Shots

Matt's preferred way to attack someone is simple, brutal, ballsy, and effective:  A swift kick in the nuts.

(Though jokes could of course be made about how he has 'natural skill at touching balls', we're way more mature than that)

Standard Kick to the Nuts
There's very little that needs to be said about this. Matt will kick someone in the nuts, with his foot. It hurts a reall really lot.

Nut Punch
His secondary attack involves the use of his hand. Either close-fisted or open-palmed.

Bryan can attest to the pain inflicted by this attack, as he received it in retaliation for making the Matt's Mom yahoo group.

Nut Uppercut
Although similar to the Nut Punch, this attack is far more deadly. Appying an upward force to the hanging sacks drives them into the pelvic bone, causing significantly more pain.

A risky technique, as it requires crouching down below the opponant, or possibly doing the splits "Johnny Cage style" (an unlikely feat, given Matt's physique)

Rowshambo Rush
Roshambo Rush is a fictional attack used by his Mixed Karma character Yourmom. The attack involves sliding forwards on one foot while drawing the other leg back for a charged kick straight to the nuts.

Actual execution of the Roshambo Rush in real life has never been witnessed, but it would be pretty frickin' sweet.

Notable Nutshots

 * Matt was on the receiving end of one during the filming of the Halloween Movie by Zach Sullivan.  The event incapacitated Matt for several moments, and set off a spree of nutshots by everyone, along with giving the movie its title when he described the feeling of being hit in the nuts as a "sensationable pain".  The entire incident's aftermath can be found here: Sensationable Pain (Shane's Interview)
 * Matt got revenge on Zach the same night with a devastating sneak Nut Uppercut.  Matt experienced "sensationable relief" at the payback.
 * Bryan was the victim of a well-deserved nutshot outside of McDonalds one night after creating the Yahoo Group "Matt's Mom" the week before.  It sent him to the ground immediately and caused the crushing of his apple pie he was carrying.