Rainbow Fuzzy Hat

Matt's hat is the most awesome thing ever to exist. He obtained it at a craft fair in 2013 and put it to excellent use in that year's winter. The ridiculousness of it is almost too much for the world to bear, and here's why: Point 4 is the most relevent and what sets this hat into the category of Absolutely Awesome. Nate is embarassed every time to be seen in public with Matt wearing this thing. He comments on it every single time.
 * 1) It's bright rainbow-colored
 * 2) It has cat-ears on the top of it
 * 3) The sides hang down and form a scarf, complete with bear-claw-mittens on the ends
 * 4) It annoys the absolute fuck out of Nate

It will have to be worn by Nate for the week of March 17 - March 21 if he loses the Dark Souls challenge.